-You learn that a seat belt makes a pretty good branding iron.
-You discover that in July it takes only two fingers to drive your car.
-You know that you can get a sunburn through your car window.
-You know the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
-You have switched from air, to hear, and back to air in the same day.
-Hot water comes out of both taps.
-You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
-A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola, or pop .. its a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor.
-The only snowman in your yard is the inflatable kind-You see a stranger bump into someone and they say, "Excuse me."
-You know why it is called Six Flags
-You have to specify for unsweetened tea.
-Whataburger is pronounced Waterburger
-You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards.
-You understand Boomhauer (King Of The Hill)
-You know that Arlen, Texas doesn't exist.
-You can properly pronounce Corsicana, Ennis, Waxahachie, Palestine, Decatur, Wichita Falls, San Antonio, Mexia, Waco, and Amarillo.
-You refer to yourself as Texan, not American.
-It is not a shopping cart it is a buggy.
-Pee-Wee Herman didn't have to tell you there is no basement in The Alamo!
-You constantly correct the radio/TV when they say the Cowboys are playing in Dallas.
-People really grow and eat okra.
-You know what cow tipping and snipe hunting is.
-It's a common misconception that we have killer bees, fire ants, gigantic roaches and mosquitoes and other awful insects, tornadoes, hurricanes, and damaging hailstorms. We tend to think of them as a few bitty bugs and a bad hair day.
-It's a common misconception that everyone speaks with a Texas accent. Y'all just don't know what y'all are talkin' about.
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