The Kardashians

It's amazing how money and fame hungry one family can get. 

I recently came across an article about Kim K and her sex tape with ex boyfriend Ray-J, and her ex husband (Kris Humphries)'s ex girlfriend or something is saying her mom orchestrated the whole thing. 

This, sadly, is the type of thing I can believe. 

I have seen a few episodes of The Kardashians, and their mother seems a little on the loose end. 

In case you haven't forgotten, Kim K and Kris H spent like millions of dollars on a 72 day marriage. Because marriage is so important ya'll. I mean to her. We got Brit Brit having HOURS of marriage, Kim K is married for a few months, and yet we still don't allow two people of the same sex to get married. Why? 

Because we are PROTECTING the value of marriage? Protecting it from what? We need to be protecting it from these types of idiots! I am a girl who can not wait to get married. Sure, I wont have millions of dollars to spend on a wedding, but it is something that I look forward too. I'm still working on finding that right guy. 

It really sucks the fun out of it all when half of couples get divorced. I say just tax the "gays", and let them get married! We are making a mockery of the institution of marriage. 

But anyways, back to Kim K. 

So, Kim K has some stupid Oprah spechul (I will not be watching, thankyouvverymuch) too, where Oprah asks her if she believes her sex tape is why she is famous. 

Well duh. 

Come on, I didn't know who the heck you were until I downloaded this stupid video and was severely dissapointed. It wasn't THAT good of a tape people. 

They are on a bed, doing what Kim K does best: being a whore.

 It's not like she's swinging from swings and banging 4 guys. It's a rather boring porn, and this is coming from a girl. That's on you too RayJ! 

I had no idea who the Kardashians were until this tape came out. My mom explained to me that Bruce Jenner was a famous athlete back then, and he has apparently married the Kardashian leader. The older kids have a different father, something to do with the OJ Simpson case. 

I'm not even going to get into that headache of a fiasco! 

Yes, they may make their own money from the Dash store. But you know what? 

Before that sex tape, you didn't have a fucking store did you? 

Before that sex tape, no one gave a crap did they?

You aren't even at the store anyways, any episode I catch is the younger Kardashian sister complaining because Kim isn't ever there. 

I'm also not even going to get into the fact that Kris H should have known that this whole marriage/wedding was a publicity stunt/ploy. It would not surprise me ONE BIT if she cheated on him the entire time. I mean, it was only like 3 months, she can't not be a whore for that long. They break up and she goes out with KANYE? 

Funny, cuz I thought Kanye didn't want Gold-Diggers. But she aint messin with no Broke nigg-never mind. I hate that fucking song, and hate that word, and hate you too Kanye. 

Funny, because you were dating (or are dating) their freaking LEADER. Kim K is the hugest gold digger ever. 

I'm sure Mr. Jenner has all the money in the world to make that tape dissapear if needed. But you wanted to ride the fame wave and now you are surfing it! Hang on tight Kim. 

Then we have this Scott asshole, who is having babies with one of the sisters. I can not STAND this dude, he seems like hes only in this for the money too. 

This whole family makes me want to rip my hair out. 

Please go away Kardashians. 

Please. 

Far Far Away. 

Dont Come Back.