Random News

This blog should be entitled "Random news."

1. A woman from Albuquerque, NM has tried to sell her soul on Ebay. In the past people have sold the strangest things, and gotten bids on the strangest things! Sadly, so far no one has made a bid. Does the woman send a plaque or something? "MY SOUL!"

2. Something about a zombie theme park. I didn't even click to read because this zombie stuff is getting out of hand. There are no such things as zombies. Maybe ghosts - to an extent - but that is a different blog. It's too much when people are making a spectacle of themselves. You all look ridiculous, I hope you know! Just because someone smoked some bath salts and ate a face off, doesn't give you the right to dress up and make fun of him. You remember what happened to him? Yeah, he died. 

3. Casey Anthony surfaced in Ohio this past weekend. Why hasn't she dropped off the face of the earth? Why hasn't someone killed and buried her body yet? Oh well. Soon! 

4. Justin Bieber and major hottie Selena Gomez may be having trouble in paradise. I didn't know we were caring that much. I hope she dumps his pretty boy ass. She hot - she deserves much better ass! 

5. Britney Spears is still hot. Who woulda known. I would have. Money can buy a body to kill. And she owns it, bitch. After all; It's Britney Bitch.