I hope everyone had a great weekend!
Just wanted to update everyone on a few things that happened!
1. Johnny Depp is now single. He and Vanessa Paradis have split after 14 years. Boo hoo, I'll console you Johnny, I'll console you!
2. Not a big Madonna fan, but her beautiful "I'm-Really-12-but-look-30" daughter Lourdes sported her mom's infamous "cone bra". Not sure why this is news worthy, I mean it's just a fashion statement.
3. Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes and divorcing. Well, let's give them a round of applause. They made it longer than I thought they were going to make it! The (ex) couple have one daughter, Suri, Katie's mini-me.
4. Dixie Chicks Emily Robison and other are expecting their 4th child. Congrats on your wonderful news lady we haven't heard a single from in like 7 years.
5. John Edwards and his mistress are no longer a couple. But, their table for two was reserved in hell already!
6. Ann Curry is leaving the Today show. Bigger question: Ann Curry was on the Today show?
7. Molly Sims has welcomed a baby boy! Name has not been released. Let's hope it's a normal name and not something cookie.
That's it for now :D
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Wednesday, June 27, 2012
Celebrity Update of the Day
June 27, 2012.
1. Hota Kotb is apparently a front runner to replace Ann on the 'Today' Show. I'm not so sure what to think about that, I really like Hoda and Kathy Lee. Why not give KL the raise? She too good for Today? Hoda has a great stage presence, and a great reading voice/ telelpromper skills, and she is pretty funny. I'm more so laughing AT her, than WITH her, but I guess she will take what she can get. NBC isn't lacking in the money department, they seem to be lacking in the funny department. It doesn't take much to read some lines off a teleprompter. I think they should branch out and get someone brand new to replace Ann with!
2. Big Ben, the huge tower in London is being renamed after the Queen. To be renamed Elizabeth Tower. I wonder if people are outraged over in London. I'm not happy about it, I mean you learn about BIG BEN in school. Not "Elizabeth Tower". Now I gotta throw in ANOTHER name and stories to teach the kiddo's about? Now I know how angry Dallas was when they wanted to rename that street in Greenville, rename it to Ceasar Chavez Blvd. Let's just keep everything as it is Queen Liz mmk?
3. Gas Prices. I type in the date and "celebrity info" and lower gas prices come up? Gas prices are back around 3.00 Dont freak out, in case yall havent forgotten 4th of July is right around the corner. Just in time for Obama to parade around that he can up the gas prices by 20 cents with the flick of a wrist. I am exstatic that gas prices are finally lowering. Let's have them STAY low.
4. Paula Deen, American's favorite country bumpkin cook has lost 30 pounds. Looks like she finally put down that pie and picked up a healthy cook book! Congrats Paula, you look great. It's time to whip America into shape!
5. 50 cent is out of the hospital. He needs change for a dollar someone! Anyone!
1. Hota Kotb is apparently a front runner to replace Ann on the 'Today' Show. I'm not so sure what to think about that, I really like Hoda and Kathy Lee. Why not give KL the raise? She too good for Today? Hoda has a great stage presence, and a great reading voice/ telelpromper skills, and she is pretty funny. I'm more so laughing AT her, than WITH her, but I guess she will take what she can get. NBC isn't lacking in the money department, they seem to be lacking in the funny department. It doesn't take much to read some lines off a teleprompter. I think they should branch out and get someone brand new to replace Ann with!
2. Big Ben, the huge tower in London is being renamed after the Queen. To be renamed Elizabeth Tower. I wonder if people are outraged over in London. I'm not happy about it, I mean you learn about BIG BEN in school. Not "Elizabeth Tower". Now I gotta throw in ANOTHER name and stories to teach the kiddo's about? Now I know how angry Dallas was when they wanted to rename that street in Greenville, rename it to Ceasar Chavez Blvd. Let's just keep everything as it is Queen Liz mmk?
3. Gas Prices. I type in the date and "celebrity info" and lower gas prices come up? Gas prices are back around 3.00 Dont freak out, in case yall havent forgotten 4th of July is right around the corner. Just in time for Obama to parade around that he can up the gas prices by 20 cents with the flick of a wrist. I am exstatic that gas prices are finally lowering. Let's have them STAY low.
4. Paula Deen, American's favorite country bumpkin cook has lost 30 pounds. Looks like she finally put down that pie and picked up a healthy cook book! Congrats Paula, you look great. It's time to whip America into shape!
5. 50 cent is out of the hospital. He needs change for a dollar someone! Anyone!
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Celebrity Update of the Day
Here is your celebrity update of the day:
1. Jason Lee from My Name Is Earl has welcomed a baby boy! Let's clap it up for Sonny Lee!
2. John Travolta: He has been sued by a Cruise Ship worker, for "attacking" him. Apparently, John disrobed and then pushed the man? The first accuser (the masseuse) dropped his charges. Let's see if this one sticks.
I think there is something whack in the head with this man. The whole family is kinda whack, but John here is the leader. He may try to keep calm and cool on the outside, but I know one day, someone will come forward with the story of a lifetime. (Personally I think Mr Travolta is "rooting for the other team" if you know what I mean.) He was great in Grease and that disco movie, and I'm sure he was in some other movies too, but sadly, I just don't care that much to begin with about him!
3. Speaking of people I do not care about: Paris Jackson has cut her hair. Or changed her hair. Sound the media horns, a woman has cut her hair?! Seriously? This is news story worthy? This was on the front page of yahoo.com. First of all, yes, sad her dad died. Boo freaking hoo. It's been 3 years. Her dad, the king of pop, Michael Jackson, spent basically her lifetime keeping her from the press. He did a damn good job at it too. I understand his motives, but it's like anything she does, say, walks, wears, whatever... is now broadcasted to me? Um no thanks. I didn't like Michael Jackson all that much when he was alive, and now that he is dead I don't want to be forced to care about his daughter. *does MJ whoo-whoo sound*
4. Zack Galifinakas is engaged. See people, money does buy you happiness! I bet she's beautiful. Congrats Zackie!
5. Alex Trebeck hospitalized after suffering a minor heart attack. I'll have "Hospitals for 400" Alex! Get well soon!
6. Charlie Sheen has found work again. I know I don't give a flying fuck what this sex addicted coke head does! Won't be seeing his movie, or watching his show! Seriously, who in their right mind gives this man work again? I didn't like his stupid Two Men show to begin with, I mean Alan is the most annoying character to watch ever. And you mean to tell me that women are knocking down the door to get to...Charlie Sheen? I must have missed that memo. Could also be i'm not on crack, or drunk. I'll check back with ya'll if I ever find him attractive. Don't keep holding your breath!
7. Janelle Evans, the weed addicted mom on Teen Mom, was arrested for assault last night at a bar. Hey big surprise here, she had weed on her! Everyone should find her mug shot, it's sad, and funny at the same time. Maybe if you were at home, with your child, you that wouldn't have happened. Oh wait, you'd have to have CUSTODY of your child first. I give props to her mom though, taking care of that baby boy! They should re-name Teen Mom to "I'm a whore and you'll see me in jail in no time!"
8. Spice Girls have released a picture of them, like 15 years after they covered the world in Girl Power. I wasn't much of a fan (I literally know their one big hit here in the USA and then one other song) The girls havent aged much, Baby Spice still looks like a baby. We all know who Posh married. Scary spice is un scary. Sporty Spice isn't fat. And Ginger Spice? Well, she's still a red head.
"Color to the world,(spiceupyourlife) Every boy and every girl, (spiceupyourlife), something something something...AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah, that song rocks my fucking socks off, I aint afraid to admit it!
9. Mr Woodchuck - Uncle Joey's faithful woodchuck was recently mauled by a dog. He lost his mouth in the attack. Poor Mr. Woodchuck!
1. Jason Lee from My Name Is Earl has welcomed a baby boy! Let's clap it up for Sonny Lee!
2. John Travolta: He has been sued by a Cruise Ship worker, for "attacking" him. Apparently, John disrobed and then pushed the man? The first accuser (the masseuse) dropped his charges. Let's see if this one sticks.
I think there is something whack in the head with this man. The whole family is kinda whack, but John here is the leader. He may try to keep calm and cool on the outside, but I know one day, someone will come forward with the story of a lifetime. (Personally I think Mr Travolta is "rooting for the other team" if you know what I mean.) He was great in Grease and that disco movie, and I'm sure he was in some other movies too, but sadly, I just don't care that much to begin with about him!
3. Speaking of people I do not care about: Paris Jackson has cut her hair. Or changed her hair. Sound the media horns, a woman has cut her hair?! Seriously? This is news story worthy? This was on the front page of yahoo.com. First of all, yes, sad her dad died. Boo freaking hoo. It's been 3 years. Her dad, the king of pop, Michael Jackson, spent basically her lifetime keeping her from the press. He did a damn good job at it too. I understand his motives, but it's like anything she does, say, walks, wears, whatever... is now broadcasted to me? Um no thanks. I didn't like Michael Jackson all that much when he was alive, and now that he is dead I don't want to be forced to care about his daughter. *does MJ whoo-whoo sound*
4. Zack Galifinakas is engaged. See people, money does buy you happiness! I bet she's beautiful. Congrats Zackie!
5. Alex Trebeck hospitalized after suffering a minor heart attack. I'll have "Hospitals for 400" Alex! Get well soon!
6. Charlie Sheen has found work again. I know I don't give a flying fuck what this sex addicted coke head does! Won't be seeing his movie, or watching his show! Seriously, who in their right mind gives this man work again? I didn't like his stupid Two Men show to begin with, I mean Alan is the most annoying character to watch ever. And you mean to tell me that women are knocking down the door to get to...Charlie Sheen? I must have missed that memo. Could also be i'm not on crack, or drunk. I'll check back with ya'll if I ever find him attractive. Don't keep holding your breath!
7. Janelle Evans, the weed addicted mom on Teen Mom, was arrested for assault last night at a bar. Hey big surprise here, she had weed on her! Everyone should find her mug shot, it's sad, and funny at the same time. Maybe if you were at home, with your child, you that wouldn't have happened. Oh wait, you'd have to have CUSTODY of your child first. I give props to her mom though, taking care of that baby boy! They should re-name Teen Mom to "I'm a whore and you'll see me in jail in no time!"
8. Spice Girls have released a picture of them, like 15 years after they covered the world in Girl Power. I wasn't much of a fan (I literally know their one big hit here in the USA and then one other song) The girls havent aged much, Baby Spice still looks like a baby. We all know who Posh married. Scary spice is un scary. Sporty Spice isn't fat. And Ginger Spice? Well, she's still a red head.
"Color to the world,(spiceupyourlife) Every boy and every girl, (spiceupyourlife), something something something...AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Yeah, that song rocks my fucking socks off, I aint afraid to admit it!
9. Mr Woodchuck - Uncle Joey's faithful woodchuck was recently mauled by a dog. He lost his mouth in the attack. Poor Mr. Woodchuck!
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